Sunday, October 25, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
appalachia trailhead
From here it's about a 3,500 ft ascent to Madison Spring via Valley Way, but I was descending from Madison this time-- next stop, G-HOP!
Thunderstorm Junction
Friday, September 11, 2009
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
a couple on the rocks
Monday, September 07, 2009
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Monday, July 06, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Monday, June 08, 2009
Sunday, June 07, 2009
trail camp bedroom
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Slow Food
"Not surprisingly, they didn't quite get the concept. So, not surprisingly, they bought a stop watch to use in their kitchen. Not surprisingly, the Literal Family did not embrace the slow food movement."
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Joshua Tree National Park
Monday, April 13, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Monday, April 06, 2009
Coffeepot, on the square in San Marcos
Monday, March 30, 2009
Pure as the Driven Snow
cap 10k slideshow - thousands of runners at Austin's cool Capitol 10k running event
cap 10k slideshow @ http://tinyurl.com/cap10kslides - thousands of runners at Austin's cool Capitol 10k running event
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
in the Fifties it took six and a half weeks...
Monday, March 23, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
the feckwits who talked all through Beach House's set
the feckwits who talked all through Beach House's set
Originally uploaded by joshhikes
less awesome were some UK twits who seem to be there only to play with cigarettes while wishin they were big enough to enjoy a music show instead of gabbing all through it, as the video will reveal
the feckwits who talked all through Beach House's set
oh, & the chick had a lumpy belly, boring voice & fat arse. Can't guess? the white shirt.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
flowingdata.com
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 09, 2009
fun with Bill
Bill
Here is the Washington Post's Mensa invitational -* which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:
*1. Cashtration *(n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
*2. Ignoranus* (n.): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
*3. Intaxication *(n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.
*4. Reintarnation* (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
*5. Bozone *(n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
*6. Foreploy* (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
*7. Giraffiti* (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very,very high.
*8. Sarchasm *(n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person who doesn't get it.
*9. Inoculatte* (v.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.
*10. Osteopornosis* (n.): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
*11. Karmageddon* (n.): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
*12. Decafalon* (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
*13. Glibido *(n.): All talk and no action.
*14. Dopeler effect* (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
*15. Arachnoleptic fit* (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
*16. Beelzebug* (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at two or three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
*17. Caterpallor* (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
**The Washington Post * has also published the winning submissions to it s yearly contest, in which readers are asked
to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:
*1. Coffee*, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
*2. Flabbergasted*, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
*3. Abdicate*, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
*4. Esplanade*, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
*5. Willy-nilly*, adj. Impotent.
*6. Negligent,* adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
*7. Lymph*, v. To walk with a lisp.
*8. Gargoyle*, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
*9. Flatulence*, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
*10. Balderdash*, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
*11. Testicle*, n. A humorous question on an exam.
*12. Rectitude*, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
*13. Pokemon*, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
*14. Oyster*, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.
*15. Frisbeetarianism*, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up
onto the roof and gets stuck there.
*16. Circumvent*, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Monday, March 02, 2009
a space at joe's
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Monday, February 02, 2009
montopolis family seeks information about killing (family photo)

widow said she doesn't know why anyone would want to kill her husband
www.keyetv.com: Family launches new effort to find Austin killer
news8austin.com: Austin police need help solving Dec. 19 shooting death
www.keyetv.com: Police seek suspect in Southeast Austin shooting
Friday, January 30, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
eno's next album cover
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
dadadreams' photostream

see this & more at www.flickr.com/photos/dadadreams
"Nina Draw knew she was close to cracking the case--the answer had to be behind that warehouse door! Then, she heard that unforgettable fizz-pop sound. Without thinking she pulled her .44, spun to her right and let the lead fly. Even though he lay motionless on the ground, the fizzy pop was still coming from his mouth, this time for the last time. The Pop Rocks killer had eaten his last treat."
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
www.flickr.com/groups/montopolis
take some photos pertaining to Montopolis, the community, its events, residents, lifestyle, geography, buildings and natural resources,
post them to the group. www.flickr.com/groups/montopolis
no invitation needed to join
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Friday, January 02, 2009
frisky.com resolutions illustrated from suburbanality @ flickr.com
"There’s nothing wrong with vowing to lose weight or quit smoking, but as far as most New Year’s resolutions go, they’re a bit tired and uninspired, don’t you think? For your health and happiness, by all means put down the cigarettes and pick up some hand-weights, but in the interest of personal growth and feeling more connected to the world around you, I suggest you adopt these six resolutions in the new year, too."
1. Learn something new
Big Brother is Watching by dennisfwriter
"Learning something new, whether it’s a sport, a recipe, a language, a game, or a hobby, not only exercises our brains, it relieves stress and gives us new avenues through which we can connect to other people. Even re-learning something you once knew has the same benefits. This year I picked up a Hula Hoop for the first time in over a decade and learned some new tricks in a weekly class I took over the summer. I had so much fun, I bought a hoop for my BFF, convinced at least four other friends to take hoop classes, and even got my 62-year-old father to hoop his heart out when he visited. Hooping hasn’t solved the world’s problems, but making sure that hoop doesn’t stop spinning can help you when it comes time to focus on bigger things."

2. Date outside your “type”
Hot Date that's cold by aldunne
"If you’ve been unlucky in love, maybe it’s time to readjust your idea of who’s right for you. If you got sick every time you ate an apple, you’d try other fruits until you found one that agreed with you, right? Likewise, if you keep getting burned by musicians, go out with a carpenter, a lawyer, a music producer. Often, our idea of Mr. or Ms. Right is based on superficial attributes that have little to do with who people really are. Go out with someone you’d ordinarily rule out, due to his job or his looks, and you might find a surprise kindred spirit."
3. Support the arts
by lasvegashardcore"Not only do the arts keep us from becoming complacent and stagnant, they allow us to see the world and the human condition differently and to understand—or at least question and consider—universal truths about ourselves and others. Get yourself to a museum, watch a dance performance, visit a local art exhibit, see a play or a film. Your dollars help make it possible for artists to continue doing what they do, and you may gain a new perspective in the process."
4. Make more phone calls
The call was coming from inside the house by paperbydesign
"As a culture, we rely too much on email to stay connected with friends and loved ones. The immediacy and convenience of electronic communication is great, but words on a screen can never replace the sound of a friend’s voice, and emoticons will never fully capture intonations and laughter. Make time in your schedule—squeeze in a five minute chat if you’re feeling rushed—and reach out and touch someone the old fashioned way: through the phone lines. Your life will be more enriched because of it."
5. Keep a gratitude journal
Oh no..dishpan hands!! by MsBlueSky
"Not to get all Oprah-y on you, but we really can choose to cultivate joy in our lives, and one of the best ways to do that is by getting in the habit of routinely naming the things we’re grateful for. They don’t have to be epic—getting to the subway stop as the train pulls in, a 50 percent markdown on a pair of boots you’ve been eying, good weather on a day off—but the simple act of acknowledging the positives in our lives is like self-administering a shot of well-being."
6. End toxic relationships

"Life is too short to spend time and energy on relationships that only drain you. If you’ve got someone in your life who, whether through incessant negativity or criticisms, makes you feel bad more often than he or she makes you feel good, it’s time to walk away. Do a quick rip-off-the-band-aid break-up or a slow phase-out, gradually returning calls less and less until the toxic person gets the message and moves on. You’ll be better in the new year for it."
Thursday, January 01, 2009
resolutions are for quitters

remember to use a hands-free for cell phone calls

join an exercise group

eat brite

fix up the landscape around the house

stand up for yourself

overcome obstacles

get out more

don't just go along with the crowd

remember, it takes fewer muscles to smile

get out & never return to burn out in this piss factory

have more fun

try not to be so negative

don't take the last doughnut

don't sweat the small stuff

Take it easy, spend more time with loved ones, laugh more and don't take life too seriously
Monday, December 29, 2008
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
camera tossing
www.flickr.com/groups/sharpness-is-such-a-bourgeois-concept/
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
please donate ping-pong balls to help fill it
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Monday, November 03, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Mt. Whitney main trail, west side
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
houston, tx cats looking for a home
"Hi - these kitties need a home. They were starving and hanging around the street and backyard of my friends house in Houston (probably separated from original home by the hurricane). But the H's have an elderly, somewhat aggressive dog and do not want any kitties.
"The black and white girl is the mother of the white Siamese-looking kitten. The mother is really sweet and affectionate and wants to come inside and sit on your lap; it is obvious she was someone's pet. The baby is cream with chocolate points and big blue eyes - cuter than the picture shows...he/she is afraid of people but was hungry enough to take some turkey from my hand. It won't be hard to socialize the little thing.
"Do you know anyone that can take one or both of these kitties in their home? Obviously life on the streets is very hard or the mother wouldn't be reduced to only one kitten.
Margaret M."
Thursday, October 23, 2008
cat bathing
Now forsomething completely tasteless
How to Wash the Cat...
Put both lids of the toilet up and add a hefty squirt of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. Note that unless this is the first time you have done this, some degree of protective clothing may be required. The author recommends chainmail and a welding helmet.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".
There is no 6.
Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and release the lid.
The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean. I'm working on a version of this which includes acid for limescale removal, but have temporarily run out of working cats.
It might be a good idea to take a holiday for a couple of weeks, or at least check inside your slippers before putting them on.
Needless to say, this article is ONLY A JOKE* and the instructions should NOT be followed.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Monday, October 06, 2008
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
update: Klean Kanteen cap replacement OTW
Hello Josh,
Thanks for your interest and support of Klean Kanteen!
Sorry you received a defective stainless cap. We will certainly replace it for you.
We appreciate hearing from Klean Kanteen users like yourself. Thank you for sharing your experience and your suggestions on how we can improve the kanteen. We are honored to be at the forefront of a very exciting and earth friendly industry and we are still a very small family run company.
That being said, creating and/or changing products can be a slow process.
We appreciate your comments and we have been working on a solution.
We used to stock all of our bottles with the stainless lid. They are a 2 piece lid and are not to be put into the dishwasher or submerged. They can still be purchased for the kanteens, but as an upgrade. The stainless caps can be found under the accessory link online.
This all polypropylene cap change was made on Jan. 1st for 4 different reasons:
1) The continual rising costs of stainless steel, and our desire to keep our bottle prices at the current price levels. This change keeps our cap prices down and allows us to do this.
2) The stainless on stainless threading of our bottles and caps. Many customers have voiced concern that over time small amounts of stainless residue are getting into their drinks from the screwing and unscrewing of these caps. This is not harmful but many do not like the taste.
3) The noise that is made from the screwing and unscrewing of the stainless caps. This is not a big concern of ours, but customers do complain about it.
4) The stainless caps are made of 2 different materials (the poly top attached to stainless down threading). They are attached only by interlocking together as we do not use any chemical adhesive. We have found that over time the interlocking mechanism can wear out.
We have had quality control issues with our stainless caps and more specifically the mechanism that interlocks the two pieces together. Our new cap design is all poly propylene. It is one solid piece. We are much happier with the new design. I will have our warranty department send you a replacement cap. Sorry for the inconvenience.
I hope that helps, let me know if you have any other questions. Your replacement is on the way.
Here's to Healthy Drinking..
Emily
Emily Smith
Awareness Representative
Klean Kanteen
4345 Hedstrom Way
Chico, CA 95973
defective Klean Kanteen complaint
From: joshhikes
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 2:25 PM
To: warranty@kleankanteen.com
Cc: bookstore@monolake.org
Subject: defective Klean Kanteen stainless loop cap
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
defective Klean Kanteen loop cap
"Please note that we no longer sell the stainless steel loop cap with the bottle because of the large volume of returns we have been experiencing." from http://www.lifewithoutplastic.com/cart/waterbottles.htm
Monday, September 15, 2008
Monday, September 08, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
29 palms to ontario sinuous
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
welcome to the Hilton Americas Houston
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
looking up above Lower Boy Scout lake
I went to Lower BSL via the Ebersbacher Ledges
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
whitney main trail 2
Orientation notes for Whitney first timers
yohoho, who wouldn't go.. without reading this first
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